Convolution.

joelke:

What has weed done to you, American people?

When will people realize how fucked up it is to champion a substance like alcohol, which can have drastic consequences when abused, over a substance like marijuana, which can lead to… laughing a lot? 

And regardless of the health effects, why is it the government’s business what you do in the privacy of your own home, provided you don’t infringe on the rights of others!?

Wake the fuck up, America. Legalize marijuana. Tax it. Stop the nonsense. 

New lips, same dicks.

The 2012 Presidential election draws closer everyday and if you pay any attention to the Republican race, you’ll see that basically… they’re all bastards. Romney, a mormon, claims to represent “traditional American values”. He should be the face of conservative America. Yet as governor in his home state of Massachusetts, he pushed for healthcare reform almost on par with President Obama’s

(http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/06/06/110606fa_fact_lizza)

 Conservative candidates should not be advocating a larger role for the government! And then Gingrich, although a really bright guy when it comes to economic policy, has some serious personal problems. I don’t have a problem with the guy having three wives, but to then advocate “returning to America’s Christian roots,”..?

(http://www.newt.org/news/gingrich-calls-return-religious-roots-san-antonio-express-news)

Gays can’t get married once? But you can get married three times? C’mon! I could go on with all of the candidates! 

America has gone to shit. I don’t care whether you’re a bleeding heart liberal, or a staunch conservative. What is a Republican anymore? What is a Democrat? 

The only one I’ve got any faith in anymore is Ron Paul. Honestly, the guy sticks to what he says. He’s a libertarian, and he speaks and votes like one. But no one will take him seriously. The major news sources fail to even MENTION him!

America can’t handle four more years of Obama’s love affair with big government. But I don’t think they can handle a socially conservative and militant Republican either.

I know he’ll never get elected. But god damn it…

Does this song have anything to do with lips? No! But it’s filthier than fingering your sister and finding your dad’s wedding ring, so LISTEN.

“My resolution is to meet a loose woman.” - Dwight Schrute

BIG LIPS = BETTER LIPS

BIG LIPS = BETTER LIPS

Not so hot lips

Not so hot lips

Hot Lips

Hot Lips

Yeah I’ve dealt with loose lips. I hate ‘em.

Nick “Brodog” Manzer

This is the great singer/songwriter Amos Lee performing his song “Keep It Loose, Keep It Tight”. Amos is a man that likes his lips loose and tight, but mostly loose.

This song was written by Hal Kemp back in the early 1970s. It was during the Vietnam War, but America’s at war right now. Not only at war with terrorism, but at war with tight lips, so this song is still relevant. Hal wrote this song for a young man, cause you know, while the politicians in Washington make the decisions, it’s our men that go out and fight. The young man had been in a relationship with a girl who had tight lips. He had lost the use of his penis. Hal asked the young man how he was doing and the man said he was “doing alright now, but he had thought he was gonna die.” The young man said he “didn’t mind the girl being a bitch, it was her tight lips that really messed him up.” So Hal performed this song, in 1973 at Carnegie Hall and he dedicated the song to the young man: The Touch of Your Lips